

                      Mammoth - Who is he then???

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Heres sum info on me, I`d click on the next article if I were you...
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                                Personal
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Name - Mark

Age  - 28  (old man or wot?)

Marital Status - Single (a sad lonely existence)

Weight - Overweight

Job - Analyst Programmer


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                                 Faves
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Fave TV - Red Dwarf, Bottom, Men Behaving Badly

Fave Film - hmmm, either The Money Pit, Aliens or Death Becomes Her

Fave music - ranges from Pantera to Oasis to Bjork to Paul Weller

Fave Footy team - Ipswich Town

Fave Computer game - Atic Atac on the Speccy, Uridium on the C64 and
                     Superfrog on the Amiga

Fave demo - either Desert Dream, RSI Megademo or Cebit 90
            Circlesque on the C64

Fave Amiga music - Klissje Paa Klissje (bloody brilliant)
                   Cream of the Earth (Cebit 90)

Fave drink - Nescafe, Kilkennys, Guinness, Stella Artois

Fave TV person - Carol Vorderman (or Mel Geidroyc from Light Lunch)

Fave food - Curry and Kebabs

Fave sweets - King Size Mars Bar from the freezer

Fave song - Columbia by Oasis (for the ending)

Fave CD cover - errrrr possibly Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd

Fave painting - Death of Ophelia (cant remember who painted it tho...)

Fave classical music - Romeo and Juliet by Prokofiev

Fave animal - Cats

Fave item of clothing - my Ipswich Town shirts

Fave lyrics to a song - Wild Wood (Paul Weller)

Personal faves - Seeing a friend again for the first time in months,
                 beating Norwich, playing my guitar loudly, listening
                 to music in the bath, watching the sun set over
                 Felixstowe Dock

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                                 Hates
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Least fave food - Sprouts

Least fave drink - Tea

Least fave TV - Any shitty quiz show

Least fave person - my ex-boss for sacking me

least fave game - Robobolt on the C64

Least fave music - Hardcore, hip-hop and dance

Personal hates - Being promised mountains and then given molehills,
                 rude people on trains, flat beer, buying a burger
                 and discovering the middle is cold, seeing people
                 with no talent in the charts, and Norwich fans.
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                               Ambitions
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Career - To be on about seventy grand a year

Amiga - To help it survive

Musical - To play the guitar properly

Footy - To see Ipswich Town play at Wembley

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                               Additional
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            Five things I`d take with me to a desert Island
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My guitar, a drinks machine, a pen and paper, Mel Geidroyc and some
stay-hard spray

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              Who would I like to be stuck in a lift with
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Chloe Annett (definitely)

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              Who on this earth would I most like to shoot
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Either Saddam Hussein, Gerry Adams or any religious fundamentalist
Middle eastern living in this country.

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            What archeological relic would you like to find
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Either an Icenian coin with Queen Boudiccas head on one side and
her husband Prasutagus` head on the other or some written proof that
Christ walked these shores.

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               Who in history would you had liked to meet
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Boudicca (the leader of the Iceni tribe in East Anglia)

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                          Who are your heroes?
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Kurt Cobain - Because he didnt follow the normal rock and roll
              lifestyle and invented his own
Matthew Harding - Rest in Peace Matt, he was a chairman and a fan,
                  I saw him at Portman Road once, Ipswich V Chelsea,
                  there he was standing there with the Chelsea fans
                  singing his head off.  My kind of bloke that!

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[Everyone  seems  to  like  doing  these  lists.   We  should start some
alternative  charts  in  The  Word.   Rather than "Best Coder" etc..  we
should  have  "Best  Natural  Blonde" etc..  Anyone want to come up with
some templates?  Kei]

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