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In  a  moment of boredom (happens a lot actually) while editing the Word
I've decided to use Mammoth's info file as a template for a laff..
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                                Personal
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Name - Dave

Age  - 24 (Won't be 28 till the year 2000 Mammoth! ;)

Marital Status - 1 Amiga and 2 PC's!

Weight  -  Cheeky!   Is that with or without my phones, organiser, phone
clips, laptop and misc lockpicks?  ;)

Job  -  IRC junkie, organiser of Amiga/PC scene group CARNAGE and member
of Hong Kong based hacking group CYBERPUNKS.  Proffesional student.


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                                 Faves
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Fave TV - Highlander, Xena, Pacific Blue, MTV, Computer Channel...

Fave  Film(s)  -  Terminator (1&2), The Kid, Hackers, Symposium 95 video
(starring me!), The Specialist, The Crow, Blue Tiger and any manga title
from my 300+ collection.

Fave  music  -  ranges  from  Vivaldi  to  Belinda  Carlisle through the
Cranberries  and  Paradise Lost to Ambient and Oriental stuff.  Anything
you can play Wipeout 2097 to is ok with me.

Fave Footy team - The Boro! (Middlesbrough)

Fave Computer game - Dreamweb (Amiga), Discworld (PC)

Fave  demo  -  The new CRN demo in production at present.  It looks well
               cool!

Fave Amiga music - Anything by Wookie or Thrust of Carnage!

Fave drink - Guinness, Murphy's, Beamish, imported fench beer (ie. ESP).

Fave TV/Satallite person - Lucy Lawless (Xena) & Heidi Fleick (Callisto)

Fave  food  - Egg mayonaise sandwiches, Omlettes, 3min microwave chicken
burgers in buns.

Fave sweets - Fuse, Snickers, Twix, candyfloss.

Fave song(s) - While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Jeff Healy
               Don't Speak - No Doubt

Fave CD cover - Carved In Sand - The Mission

Fave painting - The Walled Kingdom - Rodney Matthews

Fave classical music - The 4 Seasons - Vivaldi

Fave animal - Dogs

Fave item of clothing - Soft air sneakers.

Fave lyrics to a song - Ironic - Alanis Morrisette.

Personal  faves  - Watching boy racers loose against my classic car.  It
looks  like a rust bucket but it's got a suped up Cooper S 1275cc engine
under the bonnet with a chromed rocker cover!  ;)

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                                 Hates
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Least fave food - Carrots

Least fave drink - Lager

Least fave TV - Country Practice.. er.. Australian soaps in general.

Least  fave  person - I don't hold grudges but probably the coppers that
nicked me back in '86.

least fave game - Catch the high velocity bullet.

Least  fave  music  -  Techno, Industrial, Rave, anyone that doesn't use
guitars ever!

Personal hates - People asking me "How can I get free phone calls?".

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                               Ambitions
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Career - Already achieved it. I'll tell you when I get to Ipswich! ;)

Amiga - To get a laptop Amiga!

Musical  -  To  play  something  other  than The Shadows and riffs on my
guitar!  ;)

Footy - To understand the concept.

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                               Additional
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            Five things I`d take with me to a desert Island
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The spice girls, unlimited supply of whipped cream, my laptop with a
cellphone and solar battery, unlimited supply of guinness, a boat.

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              Who would I like to be stuck in a lift with
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The repairman. ;)

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              Who on this earth would I most like to shoot
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Pamela Anderson except she's got kevlar up front! ;)

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            What archeological relic would you like to find
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My Spectrum's power supply unit.. Where did the bugger disappear to???

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               Who in history would you had liked to meet
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Jay Miner

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                          Who are your heroes?
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Hugh Hefner, Jay Miner, Arnold Schwaranegger, Gladys Portagues, Carnage
(read comics?), SSR.


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