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|1-QUIZ
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$fb0                          BootBlock/TerraForm
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Okay  then,  me  lil'  darls.   This is a quiz on that BRILLIANT TV prog
called Red Dwarf (incase you didn't see the title...  urm...) - which is
$b9fof course a British programme, and not one of those pansy American lumps
of shite.

Be warn though, only the most *devoted* will be able to get *all* (maybe
$c9fapart  from the noise the sewage system pipes make) of these right.  The
further  down the quiz you go, the harder it gets (until yer flies bust,
$d9for  summat....),  but  they're pretty much in a random order.  Oh by the
$e9fway, you must also be able to answer these questions from memory (yours,
$f9fot  the  Amiga's!)...  I can.  Remember, this is the ultimate test of a
"Dwarf'ers" knowledge.  Prepare to cry ....

$fffHere we go ....

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 1) What did the "name" on the side of the box that Lister was found
    in mean?
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 2) In "Duct Soup",  what  did  Kryten  purposely  overload to stop
    Kochanski (pwoar!) having a bath,  thus stopping Lister wearing
    cloggs and inviting Gelfs round for dinner ?
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 3) In the episode that Lister got his arm cut off (in five pieces
    and then flushed into deep-space),  what  was  the name of the
    virus that tried to kill him?
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 4) Also, what did the said virus absorb from his victims?
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 5) What were the sounds that kept Kochanski (double pwoar!) awake
    that the sewage pipes were making (in any order) ?
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 6) What did Kryten say Lister tried to suffocate himself with when
    he once slept in the room next to the sewage pipes?
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 7) Where is Kryten's anger, negativaty (clue!), resentment, etc stored ?
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 8) And what happens when it gets full ?
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 9) When Lister & Rimmer used to play the looking-through-dead-crew-
    member's-lockers-game, what 100 glow in the dark assortment did
    Rimmer once get?
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10) What was the name of the green mech that had to fix Kryten ?
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11) Also, what was the green mech addicted to?
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12) How long did it take the green mech to work out that the
    crew on board his ship had died when it "crashed a bit" ?
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13) What is the serial number (or was it model number?) of
    Kryten and the green mechanoid ?
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14) In "The Rimmer Experience" simulation, what was Rimmer as
    reliable as ?
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15) Also, unlike Yul-Brynor, what doesn't glimmer?
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16) In "Duct Soup", what did Kochanski really want (food wise) ?
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17) In the episode with that virus in (I'm not gonna say what it was
    called, as it'll give away one of the above answers!), 
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18) What was the name of that dead women that was found in a starship
    wedged into that big icey planet (or "iceberg", if you're the Cat) ?
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19) In "The Rimmer Experience", what did it say on the back of the
    exit doors ?
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20) How did Kryten iron Kochanski's bra?
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21) What worried Kryten by getting warm, mainly because of Kochanski?
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22) What did Kryten say that Kochanski has got, but Rimmer hasn't ?
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23) When Lister sneezed and his tooth cap flew out, what did he use
    to stick it back in again with?
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24) At the very end of "Duct Soup", what did Kochanski use to hit
    Kryten with on the head ?
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25) What made a noise like an "iron gate" ?
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26) What are the direct opposites of (in this order): Cat, Kryten and
    Rimmer?
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27) According to Rimmer, what is the name of Lister's type (of gurl) ?
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28) And how does she say "something" ?
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29) Who was around to educate Cat ?
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30) And what did Cat have on Thursdays?
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31) What did Kochanski say regarding the ice formations in
    the ice planet ?
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32) What is the name of the bootiful woman that plays Christina
    Kochanski?
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33) Why is Kochanski *such* a BABE ?
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34) What did Cat ask Kochanski she liked wrestling in ?
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35) What is Kochanski (job-wise) ?
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36) How many times did Rimmer walk around the planetoid before
    complaining to Lister ?
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37) When that virus infected Lister, how long did he set the timer
    on   the  something-rets  (those sticks of dynamite which I've
    forgotten the name of!) before "blow-up" time?
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38) What was the name of the episode that Kryten replied to Lister
    not eating spicy food would be like "an old women sitting on a
    park bench and NOT opening her legs" ?
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39) What is Lister's occupation ?
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40) How many spare mechanoid heads did Lister take from the Simulant
    in the episode that featured Jane Austin world ?
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41) How many uniforms (well, if that very sexy red thing she wears IS
    a uniform, that is) did Kochanski have when she ended-up on
    StarBug ?
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42) In "Duct Soup", what was the colour of the dress Lister gave to
    Kochanski (when she was about to have a bath) ?
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43) How much was the neckless (spelt right?) Lister found in one
    of the dead crew's locker worth ?
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44) What was the first thing Cat suggest that should be jettison'ed
    that belonged to Rimmer (now, Ace) ?
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45) In Lister's dream, who was he kissing/snogging ?
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Damn, can't type anymore coz I~ve gotta get this tah D!ck, y'know.  He's
$fabgot E-Mail, y'know, he has, Hmmm, uses the phone lines it does.  AND you
can't get busted for stamp faking, din't ya know.
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Have  a  look  at  the  next  article ("Red Dwarf Quiz Answers") for the
answers ...
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Reet then, how many did you get?

