|2-More Lists!







|1-A Bunch o' Fives



                            Compiled by D!ck

It's  been  a  while  since I have seen a really good set of lists, it's
more  than  likely  symbolic  of  something  or  other,  or maybe not of
anything in particular, just, you know, generally symbolic.

Anyway,  here  are  a  few  to  be  getting  on with, they were added at
different  times, so everyday stuff ranks alongside the bizarre, and why
not I ask?


    My Five Favourite TV Programmes...
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    1 - Dark Skies              - Sinister stuff, excellent.
    2 - Jamaica: ER             - Excellent documentary series.
    3 - Red Dwarf               - What can I say?  Classic!
    4 - Local Heroes            - Amazingly interestin' stuff.
    5 - Space: Above and Beyond - Quite funny considering.


    My Five Favourite Adverts...
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    1 - Goldfish ("A Wise tribesman...")
    2 - Allied Dunbar (Man on train, "There may be trouble ahead...")
    3 - Peugeot 306 (Remember when...)
    4 - Bingo ("The Big Bubbly Bite!")
    5 - First Direct (Bob Mortimer - "Come on! come on!")


    My Five Favourite Birds...
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    1 - Jenny Powell   - Wheel of Fortune - Phwoar!
    2 - Jo Guest       - Battlecruiser 3000 Advert - eep!
    3 - Kristen Cloke  - Space: Above and beyond, magababe!
    4 - Samantha Janus - Sex on legs, sigh...
    5 - Violet Berlin  - Well, yeah, she's nice, right?


    Five Christmas presents that didn't make it...
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    1 - Porn Star Barbie (open mouth, leather costume)
    2 - Rotastak "Gladiators Trevellator" Hamster accessory
    3 - Maxis "Sim Housework" (cook a meal, be a good wifey)
    4 - The Quasimodo Guide to Music
    5 - er...


    The Five most Expensive things I own...
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    1 - Computer        (1000)
    2 - Stereo          ( 400)
    3 - TV              ( 250)
    4 - Video           ( 200)
    5 - Washing Machine ( 100)


    Five Bizarre things that I own...
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    1 - Alien Face hugger, full scale model
    2 - Signed "Ramsey Cambell" Weird Tales special
    3 - 1965 "Winnie the Pooh" rubber toy
    4 - A Straw Hat
    5 - A dead doorbell


    My Five Favourite Phrases...
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    1 - Job's a good 'un!   (We sorted that problem out didn't we?)
    2 - Buzzin'!            (I'm really feeling quite good about it)
    3 - Dissed 'im!         (That jolly well taught him a lesson!)
    4 - Roarin!             (I feel quite distressed at the situation)
    5 - Doin' my 'ead in!   (I feel quite annoyed about the situation)


    My Five Favourite Pratchet Books...
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    1 - Good Omens
    2 - Mort
    3 - Reaper Man
    4 - Moving Pictures
    5 - Interesting Times


    My Five Favourite Comediens...
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    1 - Norman Wisdom - The funniest man EVER!
    2 - Billy Conolly - The Big Yin!
    3 - Jack Dee      - Dead. Pan. Funny.
    4 - Dave Allen    - Ferkin' Hilarious!
    5 - Jasper Carrot - Commercial breakdown, yeah!


    Five annoying things about computers...
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    1 - Disks that produce errors AFTER you've copied onto them.
    2 - Crashes that make you lose shitloads of work.
    3 - Disks that go "RrrrRRrrRRRRRRRrrrrRRRrrr" in your drive.
    4 - Pointless errors that make you look a right spaz.
    5 - The price of keeping up to date!


    Five "Killer Kev" Sound effects...
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    1 - Bip             (Single Keypress)
    2 - Vrrroooo        (Thrusters/Afterburners)
    3 - Beeoooop        (Er...)
    4 - Blublublubluuup (Elite thru-space jump on C64)
    5 - phfssssss       (Just about anything)


    Five classic Amiga games...
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    1 - Aquatic Games               (Ultimate party-game)
    2 - Plutos                      (Ancient shoot-em-up)
    3 - Rock Star Ate my Hamster    (Daftest game ever?)
    4 - Rick Dangerous              (Indiana Jones p*ss take)
    5 - Motorola Invaders II        (Heavy Metal AGA Invaders)


    Five annoying things about living near the beach...
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    1 - No place to bloody park!
    2 - The whole town is shut in winter.
    3 - The pubs and beer are mega-expensive.
    4 - Daytrippers who haven't got a ferkin clue.
    5 - Old biddies elbowing you out of the way to get at the bingo.


    Five cool arcade games...
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    1 - Virtua Fighter 3.
    2 - Time Crisis.
    3 - Tokyo Wars.
    4 - Last Bronx.
    5 - Die Hard Arcade.


    Five famous people I have seen in the flesh (and been close
    enough to touch if I'd dared)...
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    1 - Jenny Powell (passed me in the street!)
    2 - Blackie Lawless (lead singer with W.A.S.P)
    3 - Um...
    4 - Er...
    5 - Oh bugger.

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