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|2-The Truth!
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                                   By
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We,  TF-RipOffs, have the foul truth about D!crosoft,  and their ploy to
$ebfstamp  out  all the competition (thus leading them to rule the world, we
might add) by releasing their sub-standard "software" and claiming it as
$ecf"da best in dah biz".

Well  we,  TF-RipOffs,  bring  you the real scandel, that D!crosoft, are
$edfinfact, selling re-cycled diagrams.  There, let the truth be known.

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We invited the boss of D!crosoft, Mr D!ckmond Sknom, to give his "side of
$de5the story" (as it were).  But all we recieved was this statement sent by
fax:
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          "Piss Off!"

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As  you can probably see, D!crosoft are very rude and extremely violent.
$dcfInfact, one of our spokesman, a Mr BootBlock, got assaulted when he went
round  to their offices.  Here's what happened, go on Mr BootBlock, tell
$defeveryone what happened:
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  "Bladdy `ell man!  There woz 5 of `em!  No no at leest 19 of `em, and
  they `ad big whips!   Yeh,  that'z  it!  22 of `em - and they had two
  pitbulls a bloke! Gawd, wot cud of I dun, man! As I sed, their woz 27
  of `em - AND they `ad a ... a mah-sheen gun eech! I fort I woz gunna'
  dye! I no I'm a big boy, butt c'mon, they're did unt' `ave too bee 34
  of `em, did their?!  *sniff* "

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Back to the story of the re-cycled diagrams ....
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While  looking  through some very old (and quite bad) shareware, we came
across  an  "amazing"  reference  diagram  of a PeeCee keyboard by a one
$f9acompany going  by the name D!crosoft.  It looked somehow familiar.  Then
it  hit  us, it was EXACTLY the same as the keyboard reference diagram -
for the Amiga (with little modification) - by a one D!crosoft !
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We  even found a reference diagram of a MOUSE, and a PeeCee INSTALLATION
$fbaDISK  -  which  also  led  us to believe they're re-cycled as well.  Not
looking good, is it?


$fcaAfter  we  had a nice little chat with the Trading Standards Council, we
were  told  that D!crosoft had been in trouble many times before.  After
$fdafinally  ripping  off  a diskbox diagram, they had their trading licence
taken and were told never to trade again.  Looking even worst, eh?

$feaSo now we are led to believe that D!crosoft, yes, D!CROSOFT, are trading
WITHOUT a licence, thus breaking the law.
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So we, TF-RipOffs, urge you, the honest as a puppy sat next to a pile of
$ffbpoo public, NOT to buy anything advertised by D!crosoft.

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We, TF-RipOffs, are proud to have brought JUSTICE, to this great land
$ffcof ours, England.
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                                          Mr TF-RipOffs' Boss.


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