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                            by Dave Diamond


Well  recently I went to see a reccomended spiritualist (reader from now
on) and once again I was amazed!!

Joke...when I phoned her up I got the answering machine and it said "Ive
been expecting your call!"

So  I went because I've a massive crush as freak and the readers/members
will  probably  now  of  by  now  of  melissa  joan  hart of nickelodeon
programme  fame  clarissa  explains  it  all (yes freak im mentioning it
again!!).   I  wanted to see if they would mention anything and ifIwould
be jetting off to america to have non stop kissing setions with the girl
with a hart (get it!  DOAH!!).

Anyway  to  cut  a long story short the reader touched on things from my
past including bullies (BASTARDS) to times when I was very young.

So  nothing  was  happening  with the melissa bit so I though this in my
mind..."ok  if you`re really there then say something about melissa" and
once  again  my  mouth  dropped  to  hear  the  reader say noe onto your
lovelife  and proceded to tell a tale that I like a girl from a distance
(america)  she  knows you (wrong) and that you would be with her one day
(yes!!!!) but she wont be your true love (s**t).

The  reader  said  if I was going to some sort of school (true) and that
you`re  considering  a  course in something and you should stick with it
and  study  hard..i also need to drive (right on everything there,im off
to college to do a course in theatrical and media makeup,im very nervous
of  failing  my  test  again  (driving  examiners are bas..annoying) but
ver,very good I must say I must add that 8 per person is very expensive
seeming  as it`s a gift but it was worth it as im a lazy fat bastard who
needs a shove in the right direction.

By  the  way  it  was  my grandma who was with me and at one point I was
close  to  tears  from one thing and another (stop calling me a whimp or
I`ll wrestle you into eternity!)

So  (how  many times have I said so so far?  well 2 right there!) a very
entertaining and thought provoking story wouldn`t you say?  NO well what
are you keep reading for!


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