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This is not an article about arseholes okay??  It`s about the funniest
program on the telly at the mo, yep indeedy-do itsabout the lives of
Richie and Eddie, onward!!

N.B - Most of the questions are about the last series and the live show
      (cos I could`nt be arsed digging out all my vids!)

1 - What was the maximum amount of money Richie spent at the fair?

2 - Who won the Spot the Ball quiz and where did he/she live??

3 - Whos rectum prolapsed at the Cricket match?

4 - What was "Practically inpenetrable"?

5 - What did Hedgehog say after Richie said "Hedgehog, Nemesis"?

6 - Who was born in Southampton?  (Dig out the live vid)

7 - What does Oxford United stand for?  (Har Har worra toughie!)

8 - What was the parrots name?

9 - What is written on the large black sheet at the end of the live
    videos?

10 - What was Eddies first words in the second live video?


Who said that??  (And what episode)
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1 - You f****g well hit the c**t right on the head you c*****g bastard!

2 - They didnt have any Batman outfits!

3 - What time is it, what place of man?

4 - Oh Mr Hitler, do you know anything about gas ovens?

5 - Lets get on with the drama, Professor needs a wank.

6 - I`ve come for Dave Hedgehog, is he here?

7 - BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

8 - What if there was only one bean?

9 - A full one sir.

10 - What that vicar needs is a good stiff cock right up his arse!

Now the answers!!!

1 - Three Quid
2 - T.Venables, Wembley, London
3 - Suicidal Sid Mcgloomy
4 - Laura Ashley
5 - He said "Thats me, I`m damned, I didnt want to go to a party,
    All things Bright and Beautiful".  Brilliant!
6 - Eddie (As he was doing his Alan Rickman bit and Richie was pissed off,
    bloody hilarious!
7 - Oi, Xylophone Fancying Old Regina, Deserves Unusual Nine Inch
    Todger, Excited Darling?  (From the second live, vid, watch Eddies
    face as he tries to work it out!  (And watch Richie winding him up!))
8 - The Archbishop of Canterbury.
9 - Thats it, Fuck off and Thats it, Fuck off again.
10 - He said "You do realise they`ll be fucking closed now" (after the
     fridge escapades)

Who said that answers
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1 - Eddie   (Fluff)
2 - Eddie   (Terror)
3 - Richie  (Terror)
4 - Richie & Eddie  (Break)
5 - Richie  (Bottom Live 2)
6 - Maureen (Hedgehogs daughter, cor she`s fit!)
7 - Spudgun  (Dough)
8 - Spudgun
9 - The hotel Manager  (Dough)
10 - The Archbishop of Canterbury  (Bottom Live 2)



