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A  dodgy  reply  to  Dave  Diamond's  (Hiya m8!) "Why Do Some Men Prefer
Blonds?" article in The Word #12.
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  (Any line with a > arrow has been taken from Dave Diamond's article)
                    (So basically, he said it m'lud)
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Why  do some men prefer blonds?  Because they're dirty buggers that want
a quick shag - THAT'S WHY!
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Mr Dave goes on saying that wimmin' feel much better because of dying it
blond, and perhaps they feel a new person?
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Well, yeh, who wouldn't feel "a new person" (Dave's words, I'd have said
"a  different  person"),  if  they'd dyed their hair a totally different
$7cfcolour  to  than  what  it  originally  was?  And as regards to "feeling
better",  well of course they would, if not, then that means they aren't
happy with wiv their new hair-do colour, right?
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Yes,  blond  girls  are  nice - of course it depends who, dunnit?  As it
does if a girl has got dark hair.  I've only seen a few blond girls that
$7eflook  totally  amazing  (100%  blond  -  like Emma of the Spice Girls (I
think)),  and  I've  seen  loads  of  dark  haired babes look absolutely
$f77AMAZING.
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As  to  "some feel that a woman with natural blond hair is like a virgin
to a man showing that she hasn`t been touched ..." ...  I'd have thought
$8ffthat it would have been totally the opposite - blonded hair girl = a big
chance  that  she's  already  been banged up the ringer (ooooh you crude
bugger!).

$9ffI suppose the bit about "whatever your hair colour is, then you'd like a
girl with pretty much the same", is pretty much true.  As I've got black
$affhair (so's my mum, sister, dog....) and I like dark haired sex muppets.

I  also  absolutely  LURVE pysically strong girls, so me fave Spice Girl
$afewould  of course be Mel-C (the ninja one).  She's got black hair and she
is a bit of a ninja babe.  PWOAR !

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>I  dont  believe that blond women are bimbos or are dull,it`s just that
>the media has constantly bombarded us with images of thick blond bimbos
>from  maralyn  from  home  and  away  to  kelly bundy from married with
>children.
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Ummm....   soz  to  have  to break it to you Dave, but Marilyn and Kelly
Bundy  are  total dopey slappers.  But of course in "real-life", Marilyn
$afcis quite intelligent.  I don't know about Kelly (Christina Applegate).

You've  got  to  admit though, most blonde girls ya see on the telly are
$afbpretty thick, aren't they?

$afaEmma from the Spice Girls is blonde, but she's quite intelligent.  She's
$af9also witty/quick as well :

$f99VICKY: Mel-B got something electrical with batteries for Christmas!
$f9fEMMA : What, a Buzz-Lightyear?

$af8Er...   well,  it  made  me  laff !  I don't think I'd have come up with
that reply - THAT QUICK!  (it was on Top Of The Pops, Christmas Day `96)


$af7As to marrying a blonde girl and having an active sex life, that's up to
$af6you.   Anyway,  most  normal people have mega active sex lives when they
$af5first   get   married   anyway.    It   depends   on  how  you  two  are
$af4open/experimentle/whatever to keep that sex life going.

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Anyway,  thanx Dave for a very good article and I do indeed hope yer get
to  meat  :)  yer  dream gal (hmmm....  still Melissa Joan Hart, eh?  Or
Mel-J if she'd have joined the Spice Girls!  :) !

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                      Colour tBlk/TerraForm

$ff0!-TrF-!


[I actually prefer brunettes, especially the oriental flavour.  It seems
we like the same Spice Girl as well!  There's something about a lady who
can  raise  her  ankles  above her head...  Geena Davis is quite cute as
well  and  she is a member of Mensa so there goes the dumb tag.  I guess
we can expect more articles on everyones taste in women..  Tch.  Kei]

