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                       Red Dwarf 7 - A few errors
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                   dun smeggily by Mammoth/Syndicate


Anyone  seen the new series of Red Dwarf?  Eight episodes instead of the
normal  six,  we`ve  seen  Rimmer  leave,  Kochanski  join  and  a brief
appearance  of  Holly.   But  I  have spotted a few flaws in the series,
heres what I reckon they are....


                                Starbug
                                -------

Starbugs  changed  ain`t  it?   In  series  three  it was just a ship to
surface  vehicle,  now its got individual living quarters, cargo bay and
even  stasis  pods!   Also is`nt it strange how the living quarters look
like  Listers  old  bunk  back on the Dwarf??  Whats really wierd is the
ducts,  in  the  episode  Duct  Soup  they spend the night going through
approximately  two  miles  of ducts right?  Now Red Dwarf itself was six
miles  long  and  three miles wide, that must mean that Starbug is about
two hundred yards long?  I dunno!!


                                 Kryten
                                 ------

How  can  Kryten suddenly have developed a jealousy and sense of humour?
Classic example from Epideme when the four are around the ice block, cat
says "its still cold and unresponsive", Kryters replies with "what about
Miss  Carmen?".   Good  line  but not Kryten at all!!  Also his jealousy
fits  are  out of character, okay he may have broken his programming but
jealousy  is  a  strictly  human  trait  and not one that Mechanoids can
stand.   Although  I  loved  the  bit  when he said 'Oh my goodness, its
Princess Leia` to Kochanski.  Had me in fits!


                               Kochanski
                               ---------

How can she have jumped the dimensional tear and brought all her clothes
with  her,  in the episode "Beyond a Joke" Kryten quotes that her undies
are  heavier that they look and that he found socks in the pants drawer.
Maybe  she  was  wearing  everything  at  the time?  Perhaps Lister is a
closet Transvestite and loaned her some pants, who knows????


                              Other things
                              ------------

After  they  came  out of suspended animation in Nanarchy Kochanski said
that  they  had recently passed a planet populated by Air Hostesses, how
is  this  possible if they had been in deep sleep for eighteen months or
so?


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[Hmm..   most  of  us watch the program for a few laughs but you like to
delve  deep  and  analyse  everything..   My  one  question  was  if the
nanobytes  built  Red  Dwarf  back  to  it's  original form but 10 times
bigger, where did they get the extra material?  Kei]

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