
|1-FILM REVIEWS


                            by Dave Diamond


I`ll do anything
Cert 15
Starring Nick Nolte

A  dumb  film  about  a  poor  actor who is lumbered with his 6 year old
daughter,he  gets turned down when she gets called.  It`s supposed to be
a  family  film  but  there  is  1  `f` word mentioned,has nudity and is
generally  very,very  poor.   Possibly  the crappest film i`ve seen this
year.


A young conneticut yankee in king arthurs court
Cert pg
Starring Polly Shannon (unknowns)


Great kids film about hank a high school kid who is electified and wakes
up  in  oldies  times!  The film has been done to death but this one has
great acting,humour,a decent story and a few babes!  A sad film in a way
as you will find out if you watch it!  Very good..i taped it!



Family reunion: a relative nightmare
Cert u
Starring Melissa Joan Hart (yep freak..she`s BACK!!!)


A good film,made better because sexy missy hart is the star.  It`s about
the  dooley  family  who  constantly  compete  in  their own olympics at
holiday time.  The main plot really is about melissa`s sisters trying to
capture  her  so  they can have lots of cash from her late fathers will.
Missy  is fine as always,the generall acting is fine and there`s quite a
bit  of  humour  to..also  stars  beef from phantom of thr paradise (see
below).   Good  bit  is  when missy kisses the love interet with a great
smacker..i  taped  that  too  and  imagined  it was me!  (god i`m sad!).
Great!


Phantom of the paradise
Cert 15 (i think)
Starring paul williams

This  is  the story of faust (i think I spelled that right) who sold his
soul  to  the  devil for imortality.  It`s a musical but has some really
great songs,some babes and the effects for the 70`s in which it was made
were  quite  good.  Dont be put off by the lame acting on behalf of some
of the actors and actress`s because it`s a great film!



Thats all..more soon!


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