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To: All/Carnage
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 If  your  messages are not here any you did send them in then I'm sorry
but  for  some  reason the message drawer was corrupted by a C program I
ran  on that partition.  I managed to get those that are here, back from
their disks..


To: Mammoth/Syndicate
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 Like I said, thanks for the offer of the floorspace but I should be
covered! You can show me the sights of Ipswich, anything with a red
light above it is fine by me. And phone boxes.. ;)

 My Guitar is a Marina AT-1 with twin humbuks and the works...


To: Dick
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 Pity  you  are  limited  to  30K email messages.  I got a 2.5MB one the
other  day.   It takes ages to send them though as the ethernet can only
handle 64k packets or is it 1518 octets?


To: Kenco/Carnage
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 Pity  you  couldn't  come  down  to  london  this time..  Cheers forthe
picture  but it's 00:19am now so I don't think I'll have time to fix the
fade routine.  Sorry...


To: Cage/Carnage
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 What's up with the BBS? Eon keeps calling saying it's not on-line!!


To: Amida/Carnage
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 Phun  working  with  you again!  Hope to fix the titanics problem whenI
see you!


To: All my manga contacts
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 I have 300+ titles now and I still need more...!


To: Everyone reading this..
Fm: Kei/Carnage

 We  need  some  section  header  artwork for the Word!  Any interesting
names  would  be  considered  as  well  as I'm getting bored with "Utter
Bollox" etc..


To: Dave Diamond
Fm: Kei/Carnage

What  happened  this issue?  I used the articles that never made it into
last  issue  this  time!  Were you expecting another delay?  I did say I
would try to release The Word monthly!


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To: All
Fm: D!ck

My E-Mail address is: Dick@emarkt.com

This can be used for Word submissions as well as general chat and so on.


To: Dave Diamond/The Invaders
Fm: D!ck

Dave,  you  are  the  saddest,  perviest  bastard  it  has  ever been my
misfortune  to encounter in all my years on the Amiga scene, I hope your
penis  rots and your balls turn square and fester in the corners, either
that or get yourself laid and GIVE US ALL A BREAK!!!!!!!


To: Whoever
Fm: Sacko

Let  me tell you a story, in the dim and distant past (5 years) I worked
in  a  Computer  Dept  for  a  Large Industrial Company.  Now this being
business the site was littered with P.C's and as I'd been to college for
2  years to learn all about P.C.'s this was OK.  Then I decided to buy a
computer,  after  consulting  friends, mags etc I bought, wait for it,..
an  A1200.   Good choice I thought, but now after spending a while (Ok 2
years...   NO  not prison, the girlfriend!) away from my beloved pooter.
I return to find it covered in Cobwebs, with my latest game being Aladin
and  Alien  Breed  3D.   Then  to  add insult to injury, just days after
resurrecting  it,  I  run  into  D!ck  in the street (He's lost hair and
gained  weight,  poor  lad)  and he sez to me "I've got a P.C." My reply
being  FUCK  FUCK FUCK, why?  Having not seen D!ck for about 2 years the
last  discussion  I had with him was about how shite P.C.'s were and how
great A1200's were.  Talk about role reversal.

So now I find myself with an A1200/030 with 8mb Simm and Hard drive, 2
extra drives, digitiser and over 600 disks, and wanting a P.C.

LIFE SUCKS!!!!


To: Privateer II Fans
Fm: Privateer D!ck

At last!  Hahahahahahah!  I've made it to the rank of Privateer, all you
need  to  do is get to 3,000 kills and you can do the same, phweee!  Oh,
and  if you get an S.O.S.  message from a freighter offering 6,000 creds
for helping out, it's actually some bounty hunters who want to kick your
ass a bit, nice eh?

My ship:  Freij Mk II with 5 Flux Beam Mk II's, seven Hellraisers and
          every nifty piece of kit you can think of!

   And about 250,000 in the bank, did anyone find the Kraven Lasers?


To: Kristen Cloke
Fm: D!ck

Hey  Kris,  you  left your bracelet in the bathroom!  Give us a ring and
I'll bring it round for you.  Thanks for Friday night too...


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TO: All me contacts ....
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

Um...   wot  can  I say (apart from Chloe Annet is a babe!) ?  A massive
sorry  goes  out to everyone that had to wait a couple of decades for me
to  reply.   There were various reasons (including being a lazy tosser),
the most recent being that I've started TerraForm PD again.

AND  I've  also  gotten  more  into the serious side of swapping (utils,
etc)...

Oh  yeh,  *HOPEFULLY* I'll be getting a phone soon, so of course I'll be
getting  the  e-mail  jobby thangy-mah-jij.  D!ck...  run PeeCee Task to
run  Windoze 3.1 to run an e-mail proggy?  SHUV IT!  I'll take the Amiga
route thanks!


TO: Bolty/ND
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

Bloody hell man!  Where the *hell* are you??  D!ck/Carnage has also been
trying  to  get  a  hold  of you as well (dunno why).  By the way, Derby
(still  haven't  got  a name for it yet, although hopefully someone will
suggest  some  (hi Mr Steve Hood dood!)) has a 2-player mode option.  It
was  extremely easy to do, although there's no pooty cars, so it runs at
50fps.   I've  also got the intro sorted (depending on if you've decided
to  dump  Derby).   Though,  I'm  having  problems  with  the  collision
detection,  as  it involoves some hardcore maths.  Hey D!ck, HELP ME YOU
BLUDDY TOSSER!

Anyway, you don't wanna do it anymore (so I assume, as Chris said you've
got a PeeCee now), I'll totally take it over.  You'll still get credited
for  the  arena  and  player  gfx,  and  part  of the main engine (umm..
there's not actually much of your code in the 2-player version, although
there's quite a bit in the 1-player version.).

Oh well, it was good while it lasted ....

Also,  D!ck has got an E-Mail address (no doubt he'll be slapping it all
over    the   place   at   every   opportunity)....    e-mail   him   on
"Dick@emarkt.com" I think that's right, as it was on Teletext y'know!


TO: All you wimmin' out there ....
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

Oh  well...   the  love spadger seems to be getting a bit desperate (I'm
talkin'  about Dave Diamond here!), so all you girlz do him a favour and
send  summat  nipple-poppingly  spanky to him at his Lurve Palace.  Just
look  in  the  Adult Section (@{"Adult Section" LINK "DavesHouse"} - hey
Kei, if this was in .guide format, I'd have just saved you the effort of
putting  in  a link there!  Aren't I kind (or just mental?)), as you can
bet his addy is in there somewhere!

   DAVE, GET YER SEEDS OUT, THEY'VE GOT TESCO SHOPPIN' BAGS (er....)


TO: Mammoth/Syndicate `97  (is this right?)
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

Belinda  Carlisle?   Um....   still  a  bit  sexy.  Although, Clo Annet
(Kochanski  from Red Dwarf, and Holly Turner (on!) from Crime Traveller)
is  now  me  fave!   PWOAR,  whatt'a  gal!  In Red Dwarf, red PVC/plaggy
clobber?  YES MISSUS!  Awww...  gotta take me tablets....


TO: The Speghetti eating public ....
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

I  think I must warn y'all.  If you like speghetti (wot an arse ta spell
dat  iz!),  then DO NOT eat the stuff that gets sold under the brandname
"No  Frills"  (Kwik  Save).   It  is  sick  and is sure to make you blow
chunks.   Y'know when yer go to the dentist and he sticks his fingers in
yer  gob?   Y'know that horrible taste on his rubbery gloves (sterile, I
think?),  THAT'S  what  it  tasts  of!  EUGH!  Also be prepared for some
rapid bowel movements ....


TO: Blitz users ....
FM: BootBlock/TerraForm

Does  anyone know how to read the selected item in an GTMX gadget?  Only
"GetGTAttrs"  (or summat like dat) seems to work, but that's only for OS
3.0  !   Help  me  NAAR!  Also, anyone know how to read/use maps?  Coz I
bluddy well don't!

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